Chinese guy jokes

A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."

His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."

What do you call a fat Chinese guy?

A double chinkey.

What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life?

"You're the ying to my yang!"

What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?

同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)

I went home one day, and three guys—a Spanish guy, a Chinese guy, and a white guy—told me, "You should be proud of your sister. She won a trophy about knowing her flavor of meats." Then my sister told me that I was blindfolded, and she gave all of them a blowjob, and I had to guess which flavor that I was sucking on. I was right all the time, and they gave me a trophy. The Trophy says "Blowjobs of the Flavors." As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.

What do you call a rich Chinese guy?

"Ching ching."

China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."

What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?

Phill Ming.

I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...

She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.

Men: "I like dogs."

Women: "I like cats."

Chinese: "Food is food."