Short jokes

Short jokes

Jew

Q: Name a murderer?

A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.

Abortion

What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?

Her abortion.

Shark

Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.

Cuban

What do you get when you cross a Cuban and corrupt dictator, Fidel Castro?

Wheelchair

Q. Why can't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?

A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.

Hooker

What's the difference between a spare tire and dead hookers? I don't have 8 spare tires in my trunk.