Short jokes
How do you kill a Catholic?
Crucify them...
"I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer, but then I realized I do that myself."
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
Tyler M is not to be sitting in the chair he is right now.
"Sing in music lesson"
"I want to die, I want to die, I want to choke myself, break my neck and die."
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
How do you make a blind girl smile? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Say this out loud: "Gabe Itch."
Why don't stags buy drugs? Because they are too deer.
I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍
I don't trust atoms.
They make up everything.
Are you a bullet?
*gets shot*
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
Me: Hey, I have candy.
Kid: Right next to me, can I have some?
Me: Some of deez nuts.
You were amazing... Sike I lied, that pussy is dry.
Penis, neck, rope?
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
More like your anus.
"1v1 me bitch!"
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.