Short jokes
Girl: Hi (flirt)
Boy: Hi? (reluctant)
Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).
Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...
Yo hairline is a distraction to my education.
Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?
Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
Okay, who the heck is watersharky? He just tries to "help" people, and he just posts stupid songs because he acts like he is depressed.
I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.
You're so hot when your girlfriend tries to suck your cock, it burns her mouth.
I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.
Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.
Like if you are a simp.
How did the rape victim on a diet lose 21 grams?
She died.
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.
Donald Trump is so stupid his fanboys dislike this.
What is God’s favorite candy?
Jesus Pieces.
What are the sinful letters of the alphabet?
A, B, C you in hell.
Can I get a Hoyah?
What is the most expensive type of sex you will ever enjoy in your life? The type which will shorten your life by 5 to 10 years.
Your mum's so dumb, she thought Pornhub was a corn hub!
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
Johnny eats a lot of ham, so he catches lots of spam.