Short jokes
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
Hey, I broke up with your girl.
-Me: What? Why?
Wait, what?
-Me: You f**ked her, so it's your baby.
I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.
What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.
Your butt looks so big, it's bigger than Sam Hill.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
Pee.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
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New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.