Short jokes
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.
I HATE URANUS! I WANNA KICK IT!
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a YouTuber? A virgin.
What does Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass slippers.
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
What is the difference between Jesus and the devil?
When the devil came to Earth, he was the one with the nail gun.
"Cummy wummy all over my mummy."
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
Evan
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Sometime ago I went to the morgue and asked if they took walk-ins.