Short jokes
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
What was David Bowie’s last hit?
Probably heroin.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Why did the accountant fall off his bicycle?
Because he lost his balance!
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow?
He got a pat on the head.
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
We have life. I hope we have life. We have God in Jesus Christ. This is a good thing. It is a song part.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
Why did Sally's pizza get cold? Because she has no arms.
Lettuce ketchup.
What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree?
One's a fucking tree.
Bread?
NONCE
Have you ever met a knight with a metanite at night?
He's in a wheelchair.
Why did Sally drown in the pool?
She had no arms, remember.
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
Q: How many more chemo treatments did the cancer patient need?
A: Tumor.