Short jokes
Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.
What is the useless skin around the vagina called?
The woman.
The earth is flat.
My friends.
What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.
What do most disabled people eat?
Their arm.
Trump.
Get it because Trump is a joke hahaha, I am sooo bad!
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂
None of these are even funny. Just stupid.
Donald Trump will return to Twitter.
I bought an anti-bullying wristband. I say I bought it; I stole it off a fat ginger kid.
WWG1WGA.
Trump 2024!
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.
What did the snake say to the mouse? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
What do you get when you cross a Cuban and corrupt dictator, Fidel Castro?
Q. Why can't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.
There are more than 2 genders.
What's the difference between a spare tire and dead hookers? I don't have 8 spare tires in my trunk.
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!