Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
Short Jokes
Are you still a virgin?
If you do IT
With no one?
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
Ppnutty68 is JFK's vice senior Ohio president.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"
James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Obama got Osama.