Short jokes
What do dogs and lesbian women have in common?
They're both lickers and called a bitch.
I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say, "I'm inside your home." I said, "GTFO my house, BICH!"
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
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Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!" Genie: "Wish granted!" When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.
Two Arabs are swapping jokes. One cracks up and yells, "Man, that joke was an absolute blast!"
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Wanna hook up at Mount Cook?
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
Why did the rapist not get sentenced?
Because rule 69 said so 🤣🤣
"1v1 me in Clash, you're trash, bro."
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "OOF!"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your parents!"
Why didn’t the bike stand on its own?
It was too tired.
Shrek yells at Donkey. Fiona yells, "Stop yelling at the ass!"
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.
Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She was born without arms.
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
I got nothing.
“Which tool,” Andrea Bocelli asks Chris Doemges, “fits best in the mailbox?”
Doemges: “Probably the flathead screwdriver!”