Short jokes
It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.
The dick said to the ass, "this place is a shit hole."
The ass replied, "Yes, but you still keep coming."
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan is typing...
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent.
You're so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so you could wear a mask.
What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden?
The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap.
Whoever took my anti-depressant pills,
I hope you're fucking happy.
What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.
Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?
Because he's dead.
What’s black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds in the clip? Because that’s the average class size.
What's the difference between a six-year-old and a submarine?
I've never been inside a submarine.
When Santa asks you what you want for Christmas, then says "ho ho ho," say, "Yes, please."
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
What’s better than winning a medal at the Paralympics?
Being able to walk.
Roses are red. Violets are too. You better run, I’m following you!
I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.