Self-Employed Realization

Listen here, you goofball. You thinkin' about doin' the nasty with your boss's daughter? Well, you're not exactly workin' for 'the man' anymore. It's like you are your own company, and you can make your own rules, even if those rules are kinda, ya know... questionable. Also, this isn't a self-help book for life advice. Don't do that!