Short jokes
Yo mama is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
I have no father. Like if you relate.
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? -- Shear madness.
What first went through Sally's mind when the Nazis came? - A bullet.
Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.
My friend died from an allergic reaction. He gave me an EpiPen while he was dying, so now I have something to remember him from.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stop.
Stop who?
Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!
I once heard my dad shout, "I'm going to be like Frozen and let it go!" Then I heard a gunshot.
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
What's the second to last letter in the alphabet? Y. Cause I wanted to know.
Which Roman emperor was a mouse? Julius Cheeser!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
What's the difference between Princess Diana and Thomas the Tank Engine?
Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel.
Tombstone engraving: "I TOLD you I was sick!"
Why is Helen Keller's child blind too? She always fed it with a fork!
A boy breaks a vase, and his mom says it's ok, honey, mistakes happen. How do you think you were born?
What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?
It was given two consecutive sentences.
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common? They say, "Come inside, it’s fun inside."
Is Google a girl or a boy?
Obviously a girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.