Relatable Batman Moment

Alright, listen up, you silly goose. You actually thought murdering your parents is a good way to relate to Batman? Here's a fact: that's like saying you're a chef because you once microwaved a burrito. Newsflash, that's not how it works. Batman is fictional character, and in this case it's an excuse to make dark joke about relate to him by killing parent. Do not kill your parents because it's wrong and is not a way to connect with any super hero.