Short jokes
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A Doberman in a playground.
You know what me and my spine both have in common? We are both not straight.
If a white cop had a black dick, would he beat it to death?
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.
What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.
How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?
Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists.
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
BLM.
Biden Loves Bisexuality.
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? "I'mma cashew!"
When you're fucking your boss's daughter, then you realize that you are self-employed.
I know you don’t like rape jokes, but I’m gonna force one on you anyway.
People always said that if you killed a murderer, there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?
My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
Why did the boy get run over?
Sally was driving.
That awkward moment you try to relate to Batman by killing your parents.
Mom: "I gave you life and you should be able to wash dishes."
Me: "Why did you?"
Mom: "I was very drunk..."
Explains a lot...
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.