Short jokes
What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.
How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?
Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists.
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
BLM.
Biden Loves Bisexuality.
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? "I'mma cashew!"
When you're fucking your boss's daughter, then you realize that you are self-employed.
I know you don’t like rape jokes, but I’m gonna force one on you anyway.
When your friend asks why you don't smile, then you look at them and realize no one is there because you have no friends. #my life
People always said that if you killed a murderer, there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?
My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
Mom: "I gave you life and you should be able to wash dishes."
Me: "Why did you?"
Mom: "I was very drunk..."
Explains a lot...
Why did the boy get run over?
Sally was driving.
That awkward moment you try to relate to Batman by killing your parents.
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh.
Why don't blind people skydive?
Because it scares their dogs too much!
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!