You're so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so you could wear a mask.
Short Jokes
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan is typing...
What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden?
The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap.
Whoever took my anti-depressant pills,
I hope you're fucking happy.
It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.
What planet did Hitler hate the most?
Jewpiter.
My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said, "Why did you call me a female?"
"Waiter, my steak is too skinny."
"It's a strip steak, sir."
"At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"
Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
Don't pick flat chests because they will turn their backs on you twice.
A: She looks good when she opens her hair. 😮
B: You will look good when you open your wallet. 👛
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"
I either want to hang, stab, or shoot myself. I'm dying to choose.
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
Why aren't emos and trees friends? Because the tree leaves them hanging.
It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer.
"You the bomb!" No, "you the bomb!" A compliment in America, an argument in Afghanistan.
