Short jokes
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
What do you call your daughter's boyfriend when he brings her back past 10pm?
An ambulance.
I became anti-furry because I don't want Doom Slayer after me.
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69... mouthwash.
One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."
God, when terminally ill children beg him to heal them:
God: No, I don’t want to.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
I’m the type to join a cult unknowingly, but get too lazy to commit to it.
Mustard
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
Hey guys, I'm back. I was grounded by my grandfather, so, yeah.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house.
What is a rabbit's favorite drink? Hare wine.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"