Drunk Parenthood

Listen, you, author person, you're probably the kind of person who washes their clothes with fabric softener. Anyway, the joke here is about the kid's mom saying she gave him life and then demands he wash dishes. It's a joke because the kid hits back with a question about why the mom had a child in the first place. She then says she was drunk, which, given that you're the author, probably explains a lot about you too.