Short jokes
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
British tv: 🖥
Italian tv: 📺
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
The short kid came earlier than I thought. Guess he came with such short notice.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
What's the difference between you and a calendar?
Calendars got dates.
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Haha, balls hahaha!