Short jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
Two lepers meet on the street.
First says "How are you doing?"
Second says "Mustn't crumble!"
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
Why was the computer late to work?
Because it had a hard drive!
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I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
Two (DYM 112)
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
Milk (DYM 115).
went (DYM 134).
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Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
Harrison
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
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