Short jokes

Short jokes

Water

Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.

Funeral

When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.

Rhyme

HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGIOUS EXTREMIST BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.

Jack

What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?

"Aye-jack-you-late!"

Father

Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?

Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!

Website

For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.

Foundation

What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"

Fan

Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?

Because they keepped.

Hippie

What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?

Spit, spit, spit!

Guy

Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?

The guy was black.

Afterlife

Beethoven composed his whole life.

What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.

Money

Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?