Short jokes
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.
Me: What are you?
Jake: A muddeasso.
What type of clock is both cringe and an app?
TikTok.
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
9 months before I was born,
I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
Must. Escape. Meme.
Existence is what meme stands for for some haters.
A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.
The dolphin did it on porpoise.
Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
I for the class?
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!
What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!
I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"
God promised John that if he came in 1st, he would get an eternal life, but instead he came in 5th and got a kettle!
How do you communicate to the dead?
Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!