Short jokes
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.
HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGIOUS EXTREMIST BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.
You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
Daryll
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"
Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.