Short jokes
Wow, he stole my antidepressant toy. The next day, he was on the ground.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
Less depresso, more espresso, I'm still depressed, but now I'm fast.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"
Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.
For I have everyone's IP address.
I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"
Rot in hell?
More like nasty-ass thot in a well.
You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.
Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.
New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.
Haway Five O.
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
That bloke Dean's a cunt!
I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
I laughed at my life so hard.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.