Short jokes
Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
Yo, if you don't stop bugging Watersharky, we'll all go down!
Do nut get in my way.
Checkout (DYM 104).
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
said (DYM 107)
"Yo (DYM 107)"
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
Who robs and breaks into people's houses?
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
Where is Freshfry?
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
Baby (DYM 108).
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
Petal
What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?
Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.
My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings... he is being very brave about it though... he is totally unflappable.