Short jokes
Putin: You came from the West and showered me with gifts.
Trump: And your prostitutes, they showered me with piss.
She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.
I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.
To make tea, road, road, road, road.
Case.
The space of space, Der der.
The chosen week was chosen.
Object.
Der mezzer lakes.
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
What kind of experience does a feminazi have for being a feminist?
Being a bitch.
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
Why do cheetahs run? Because they are spotty.
Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.
Explain bear.
Explain Bear, I want to kiss you.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
Why did the lettuce win the race?
I've had conversations with many people. Some of them were drier than my dad's ashes.
What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.
The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.
What does a furry call a sexy furry?
A foxy lady!
What is the difference between me and food?
Food has a use.
Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?
A: Gonorrhea.
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!