Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
Short Jokes
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Girls with the name Carley have the biggest forehead on the earth, I mean, moon.
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
Poop backwards is poop. 💩
How do you confuse a ginger?
Throw a cross at them.
Why did the cow smell?
'Cause the horse gave it a pat on the back.
Wanna hear a joke?
Your face.
What flavor ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavor.
Wow, that is so sunny!
Yeetus.
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
My sister has cows, and after 4 months, she said there was a mis-steak.
Rowan
Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when our arms get tired, we just use our legs?
Why did Bob fall? Because gravity was mad at him.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
To get to a mattress store!
Why did Mimi cross the road?
She had cancer.
