Short jokes
What dating app do people in Alabama use? Ancestry.com.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."
If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.
Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.