Once upon a time, three babies were born in 2015. She was always crying for 2015. He loves her birth date. 🤗😈🤗🤕🤒no🤗🤑😱😎🙌🙏🙈🙉🙊
Short Jokes
Q: How many more chemo treatments did the cancer patient need?
A: Tumor.
Q. What do you call a CEO that's been shot in the head?
A. An ambulance.
Wanna hear a racist joke?...
Donald Trump.
Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.
In Australia, my jokes are high koala-ty.
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
This website hahahahahahaha!
What's worse than Aaron with Down syndrome?
Aaron with a rope.
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
I'm Gay.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
Roses are red,
romance is dead,
every day I suffer from existential dread.
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
Everyone is autistic midgets.
Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.
I always use chloroform when stealing a child.
What is saw and bleeding and covered in bruises?
Your mum.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
