Short jokes
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Kindly yeet someone!
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
"Bro is sooooo fine!"
I'm shidding. Still babies are still coming and going.
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
2 times 4 equals 18?
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Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The silence.
There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.
"Giggety, giggety." Lois, give me your titties.