Short jokes
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
You know what I told my little brother plane?
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
Hey, Britain, no queen? :(
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
Ever wondered why Usain Bolt runs fast? He's training to outrun the cops.
What's the difference between you and a calendar?
Calendars got dates.
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
What is the definition of auto masturbation?
Fellatio.
Numb Butt Wheelchair Club: No Feeling, No Problem!
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.