Short jokes
What is your body like? Soft.
As the car crashed, someone said, "I see a light!"
Did you hear about Fridgetair
Kelvinator?
No way, Jose!
"COVERBITCH, your worthless."
I don't have time to write this joke.
Craig's name is now Craig William Duncan "Froo."
"Ya tryna run? Hop in the van."
My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.
ASDA.
This is not a joke. This is not a joke.
Man, all these jokes suck. They're horri-puning.
El, can you grab me that bow?
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
I had power.
My live.
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿