Short jokes
Stupid.
Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
omae wa mou shindeiru.
Nani?
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
Red hot 🥵
Robert Smith walks into a hospital. The nurse says, "We have the cure!"
What did the lampost say to the other lampost?
Nothing, because it can't speak.
Hi, I hope you’re
12312312344567890
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
Habit.
I'm the joke, bitch.
Me.
The joke is as short as me.
You are the joke.
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.