Short jokes
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
The doctor said I have until 2:30 to live.
That’s like 20 years from now, I said.
He looks at the time. It’s 2:30.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
You fighting? More like you're dying!
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!
The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri".
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?
Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.
And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."
I left my boots on in the river, and I drowned.
"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"