Short jokes

Short jokes

Dick

Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.

Skeleton

Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?

A: They fall.

(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)

Wrinkle

What's the worst part about getting old?

Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!

Man

Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"

A: So they can look at their a**.

Cure

Robert Smith walks into a hospital. The nurse says, "We have the cure!"

City

What did the lampost say to the other lampost?

Nothing, because it can't speak.

Ass

You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.

Orphan

Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.