Short jokes

Short Jokes

Name

Here is the meaning of the name Gwen!

Good

Wise

Enough

Nice

Mean meaning of the name Gwen!

Grumpy

Words

Enough

Nasty

Baby

What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?

You can't fuck a rock.

Feminist

Me: Knock knock.

Friend: Who's there?

Me: Impatient feminist.

Friend: Impati--

Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?

Uncle

Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?

A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.

Shuttle

When you realize the shuttle blew up.

Then you realize you're on the shuttle.

Sparrow

What weighs 5 oz. and is very dangerous?

A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!

Dishwasher

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap it on the arse and tell it to keep going!

Mom

Your mom is so stupid, she thought eating ass was cannibalism.

Arrest

So you wanna play like that, ayy? Well, Sydney didn't wanna play like that either, and that's why you got arrested.

Sandal

Why is it poetic when they have plenty of those German sandals in the store? Because they're Birkenstock.

Driver

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.