Short jokes
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
Ever wondered why Usain Bolt runs fast? He's training to outrun the cops.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)
Does that dick match that forehead? 👀
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
When people ask my age, this is what I do.
“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”
October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay Bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
I work at a movie studio.
Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.
The team:
I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.
But I got fired from that job.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
The doctor had an ego so big, it fell into the ocean fast.
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.
I'm about to cum!
What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say, "Toasted cheese!"
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.