Short jokes
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?
We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...
Unless you're being raped by a clown.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat.
She said nothing, so I took her to Africa.
I would tell you a milk joke, but it's whey too cheesy!
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)
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Me: My life.
9 out of 10 Americans are stupid... I'm so glad I'm in the 1%.
I saw a little kid on their bike before. So I ran home to see if it was mine. Mine was still chained up, so we’re good.
Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
What's the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus's birth date.
What's the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says, "cock-a-doodle-doo," Tyler says, "any cock will do."
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
My dog is pregnant. I'm gonna be a... I don't know?
Ohhh, an owner.
On the lines of "I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous,"
I'm dying to live forever!
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.
When the speedbump in a school zone screams, so you go faster.
I'm jealous of my LED lights, 'cause they're hanging from the ceiling and I'm not.
I love murder shows... wish me luck cause I'm kinda hoping to be on one one day.
My grandad was shocked to learn that lightning can strike in the same place twice.