What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
Short Jokes
A retard won a break-dancing competition. All he did was go to get a drink.
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."
I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner.
I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.
How's Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans? -- Juan by Juan.
Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one tail.
Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.
What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?
"They see me rolling, they hatin'."
Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Jim!"
Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two Wrights make?
The first airplane.
KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.
My father said I'm too reliant on technology.
I called him a hypocrite, and unplugged his life support.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One smashes open when you hit it with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals.
I shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.
Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term "struggle snuggle."
