Short jokes
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."
I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner.
I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.
How's Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans? -- Juan by Juan.
Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two Wrights make?
The first airplane.
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Jim!"
My father said I'm too reliant on technology.
I called him a hypocrite, and unplugged his life support.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One smashes open when you hit it with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon.
What do you call an Asian prostitute?
Suck Mi Dong.
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals.
I shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.
Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term "struggle snuggle."
Your forehead is so large, if I drew an H on it, maybe Kobe could've landed.
Click the 👍 if you hate school.
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake.
How do you cut the sea in half?
With a sea-saw.