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Short Jokes
Your forehead is so large, if I drew an H on it, maybe Kobe could've landed.
What first went through Sally's mind when the Nazis came? - A bullet.
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake.
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
I asked my wife if I could use toys during sex last night. You should've seen her face when I rolled my Hot Wheels across her tits.
A mom gave her son "the talk". Her son replies, "Wait, so there really isn't candy involved? Guess Grandpa lied."
What do planets like to read? Comet books!
A cop pulled me over and shouted, "Papers!" I shouted, "Scissors!" and drove off.
How do you cut the sea in half?
With a sea-saw.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered "suislide"?
Asking for a friend.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A Doberman in a playground.
You know what me and my spine both have in common? We are both not straight.
Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker?
They say he had locomotives.
What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists.
BLM.
Biden Loves Bisexuality.
