Short jokes
Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
I never get school shooting jokes.
Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience.
I think my coworkers are gay. -- Every time I walk by, they mumble, "What an ass."
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
They call me Elsa cause I’m too icy! 🥶❄️
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
I gave her a lift back to her crib because her car wouldn’t start.
What is the definition of suspicion? A: A nun doing squats in a cucumber field.
So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.
The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"
Wife: Honey, I’m pregnant. Husband: Hi Pregnant, I’m dad. Wife: No, you’re not.
Why did God create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people and less fun.
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
My friend told me he had a sister. I asked if she was hot, and he said she was 8. That wasn't my question.
The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table. It was a ROYAL FLUSH.
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."