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On the lines of "I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous",
I'm dying to live forever !
Sleep, but make it forever
Once upon a time, Bob was in his hospital bed, receiving medical treatment not that far after finding out he had cancer. One day, his friend Jeremy decided to visit him. Jeremy told his best buddy this very inspiring sentence: "Sometimes in life, you and your heart will climb tall peaking mountains, and low flat valleys, and all after that we'll be happy forever in heaven, eventually."
little did Bob know that Jeremy was talking about his heart monitor
its better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? happiness never lasts forever
Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me, because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.
Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...
Night chat. #love u forever maybe until I die! 🌸
What’s juice wrlds favorite place to shop at
Answer forever 21
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Your an orphan forever. - Harry Potter.
I love fire. My friends love it too. When i set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
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Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other? Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
I asked my friend how long i can be in sky he sayed if u are emo then forever
I had a friend named Mari. Sadly she did drugs. So one day I go up to her and say “Mari-juana do this????” She later asked me to leave forever..... I don’t gnome why but... it CRACKed me up abit!!!
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic. I figured I would steel it and put it on this site. I mean, it was either that, ore lose it forever.
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What was juice wrld's favourite store ?
Forever 21 .
why should you never talk to pie at a party? bc it goes on forever
