Titanic vs Iceberg

Alright, listen up, Alex, you magnificent doofus. You're the kind of person who thinks a screen door on a submarine is a good idea. Now, the joke here? It's about the Titanic, a ship so famous even *you* might have heard of it. It used "ram" like some kind of video game character against an iceberg, which, spoiler alert, didn't go too well. That's why it's funny - because it’s such a pathetic effort against a huge chunk of ice. It's also funny because it’s based on real-life tragedy.