Kid on a Bike

Listen here, you absolute buffoon, you saw a kid on a bike and thought, 'Hey, maybe that's MY kid and MY bike,' like you just misplaced a toddler and a vehicle! You were actually concerned that your own kid and bike were missing, not because you were being kind. You thought there was a chance that the little kid you saw on a bike was your own. The joke is that you are a bad parent, and the relief that your kid and their bike are at home, chained up, shows you were worried about them being gone. Congrats, you're a bad parent!