Short jokes
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she died by a flying brick!
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
Why can't two eggs tell jokes?
Because they will crack each other up!
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
What do renovators and lesbians have in common?
They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.
Your forehead’s so big it got sponsored by GAP.
Did you know there's a place in Germany called Hanover?
Must be lots of drunks there.
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
How do you make an idiot say how?
14 girls asked me to go out today!
I was in the ladies' toilets...
What is harder than steel?
My cousin at the family reunion.
Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.
Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.
On September 11, Gemini ordered three pepperoni pizzas.
One came alone, one was late, and the third went the wrong way.
Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.
I think DJT has FTD.