Short jokes
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.
Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Quote Of The Day:
It's okay to struggle.
It's not okay to give up.
I had a calf for a while. The milk was bad until we bought a heifer.
New Windex ad:
You should get Windex for that dirty mind!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.
When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
So my friend died. I was at her casket. I said I'll see you on the other side, so I went to the other side of the casket.
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.