Short jokes
Niall Devine, clown.
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
Abigail Brynn Welch is not funny.
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??
My dick harder than stone, man.
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
Helen Keller def faked it.
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
Yo mamma so old that when she farts, we have to dust again.
I ate a man because he was dead!
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
HELP! HELP!
TELL THE PRIEST TO STOP TICKLING ME!
Why did the kid get grounded? Because he was always lion.
Who's Paul Walker's close friend?
Tree.
The British Society of Psychics' annual convention had to be cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances!
What animal howls at the moon and eats cement?
If you guessed wolf, you're right! I threw in the cement to make it hard.