Short jokes
Yo mama is so fat.
When the 🌞 retired, she was eligible to take its place.
Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.
Life is better without my dad annoying me (him smacking me, screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more).
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."
How does she know I have that?
What would you call a Spanish Notch?
El Notch-o.
My dad was such a good man. RIP, Osama bin Laden.
I really slapped my pants at school today. This is normal, because boys also have their period.
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
There hasn’t been 3 months of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus, take the wheel.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
AI - AI - Rabo several projects:
Decker: “No Hebingingennanorin and Chirver.”
Alx: “Madam Bob Lee Hubn Vera 20”
Are you interested in it?
More than two boot branches.
It insists upon itself, Lois, it insists upon itself.
Bros over hos.
You're so skinny that a Wi-Fi signal is stronger.