Short jokes

Billy Bob like pineapple.

You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?

We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.

Joel isn’t a joke, he’s the embodiment of perfection.

Ily.

You guys know BeReal?

BeReal? More like cereal.

Get it? BeReal = cereal.

The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.

We forge the chains we wear in life.

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.

Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.

Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?

Not Johnny.

Who was in Paris?

I dunno, the title was censored.

Sorry, I got the joke wrong the first time.

Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.

Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.

What did Jake say to Peggy?

"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"

What's the best competition to do with an orphan?

Which orphan had their parent for the longest?

Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.

"Police control! Have you been drinking?"

"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"

"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"

What do you do when you're sad?

Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.