Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
Short Jokes
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
We need skinwalker jokes.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
What is cum's favorite hotel?
The Four Semens.
The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”
I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
