Lois jokes

Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!

It insists upon itself, Lois, it insists upon itself.

"Giggety, giggety." Lois, give me your titties.

I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. -- I lost my case.

Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad?

Liam: I like you both.

Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go?

Liam: I will go to paris.

Mother: That's means you like dad more.

Liam: No, its because i like paris.

Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go?

Liam: I will go to America.

Mother: Why?

Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.

Police: Where do you live? Blonde: With my parents. Police: Where do your parents live? Blonde: With me. Police: Where do you all live? Blonde: Together. Police: Where is your house? Blonde: Next to my neighbor's house. Police: Where is your neighbor's house? Blonde: If I tell you, you won't believe me. Police: Tell me. Blonde: Next to my house.

I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.

I lost my case.

Where did Lucy go during the bombing?

Everywhere.