Lois jokes
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
It insists upon itself, Lois, it insists upon itself.
oh my
"Giggety, giggety." Lois, give me your titties.
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. -- I lost my case.
The three unwritten rules of life:
1. 2. 3.
Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad?
Liam: I like you both.
Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go?
Liam: I will go to paris.
Mother: That's means you like dad more.
Liam: No, its because i like paris.
Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go?
Liam: I will go to America.
Mother: Why?
Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.
Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Community talk
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn? Well, that's alright, because I like the way it hurts Just gonna stand there and hear me cry? Well, that's alright, because I love the way you lie I love the way you lie I can't tell you what it really is I can only tell you what it feels like And right now, there's a steel knife in my windpipe I can't breathe, but I still fight while I can fight As long as the wrong feels ri… Read more