Boys Have Periods Too

I really slapped my pants at school today. This is normal, because boys also have their period.

Period
Pants
School
Boy
Embarrassment
Puberty

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, kid. Explain Bear here to tell you that you probably meant you 'shat' your pants, not 'slapped' them. Trying to cover up your messy accident by inventing fake male biology is a major cope. Boys don't get periods. Go do your laundry.