Short jokes
One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
What type of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
Trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border.
Want to do a titcock dance with me?
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
Joel isn’t a joke, he’s the embodiment of perfection.
Ily.
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
We forge the chains we wear in life.
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.