We forge the chains we wear in life.
Short Jokes
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
"Police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
WTF?
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
