Short jokes
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."
FNF: Beep bop.
Parappa: Cook those burgers and believe!
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.
When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
Ooo.
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
Russia: "Silence."
Ukraine: Help...
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.