Short jokes
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
The last two presidents of the US.
For my girlfriend and friends to chat :)
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
Anyone wanna talk? I'm bored.
Does that dick match that forehead? 👀
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
Not a joke.
Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
When people ask my age, this is what I do.
“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?
There, there, over there, and over here too.
Who was the first anesthesiologist? Hitler.