Short jokes

Short jokes

Hump

The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."

Rumor

Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.

Dad

When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.

Orphanage

I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.

Mom

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.