Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
Short Jokes
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Emo people totally suck!
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!
Poop is yummy, fuck!
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Today there was a line to punch me.
Yeah, that was the punch line.
If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.
Do you want to hear a cold joke?
Can't. It warmed up.
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
Your mum eats cabbage.
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
