Short jokes
Question:
Did you hear the one about MAGA people?
Answer:
It "sucks" just like they do!
I'm not saying you're annoying.
But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.
I'm the type to blow up half of my house to kill a spider... and still miss.
Welcome to politics: You lie to fight and fight to lie.
People always call me heartless. That’s not true. I have a heart... it just wasn’t meant for you.
How to fart:
Let it go, let it go.
Take a few steps back like your hairline.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
Luke looks like Big Chungus and Fat Sonic.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked at least.
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
My therapist said, "Time heals all wounds," so I cut her.
I say we shouldn’t do any jokes about dogs cause dogs are the best, but cats suck.
What do you call a riot full of white people?
An avalanche.
Tork Poettschke says to Charles Bukowski: "You have beautiful teeth! Are they also available in white?"
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"
Yo momma's an ICE agent!
What's the difference between my father and acne?
Acne waited for me to be a teenager before coming on my face.