Short jokes
Leaving for Disneyland! See you guys on Tuesday!
I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.
Unleash the jokers...👍
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
I am sooooooo bored, Gwen, can you please get on, or anybody, since I'm weirdly obsessed with Gwen.
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!
Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((
Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.
Can you be my daddy? 🍌😘😉
Need for seed.
I am like Cookie Monster on steroids when it comes to cookies.
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.