Short jokes
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
What language do billboards speak?
Sign language.
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
He pimples?
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?