Short jokes
Google 'dancing Israelis'.
"Give me a cigarette," the condemned man said.
"I thought you quit," replied the guard.
"I did, but I don't think it matters anymore."
If a lawyer gives birth to a stillborn baby, is it considered a miscarriage of justice?
I locked Terri Schiavo in the freezer.
Hey, I thought that's where you were supposed to put vegetables!
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
Today I was asked if I was in favor of legalizing prostitution.
I admit I haven't given it much of a thot.
Q. What did the United Healthcare CEO say after he got shot? A. I don't know. I don't own a Ouija board.
What do you call a fight at a dementia unit?
A Sundown Smackdown.
Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.
Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.
Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?
A: They exorcise.
Q. What happens when a pedophile spills his coffee? A. It leaves an EP-stain.
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
My friend is a pimp.
I think he's having an existential crisis. Lately, he just wants to be alone with his thots.
What does a kid at Epstein Island and MAGA supporters have in common?
They both can't get Trump's dick out of their mouth.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”
That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.