Short jokes
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
My mom picked my major.
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!
I'm not counting, but I have some fingers for you.
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.