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Short Jokes
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
Russia: "Silence."
Ukraine: Help...
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?
Me: More than you!
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
Anyone go to Success Jonesboro, AR?
Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.
