Short jokes
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
Take a water bottle, shake it, you got piss.
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
Why would a man spend his whole career at a barn?
Because it's stable.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday.
God being a sniper is so fun!
Viggie tickles.
I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.
I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.
Ahhhhhhhhhh, ma bored.
Why was Santa Santa?
Because it was Santa! Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Six shila.
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7’s a cunt.