Short jokes
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
"Bro is sooooo fine!"
I shidded out my baby, then became a fish.
I'm shidding. Still babies are still coming and going.
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
What type of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
Trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border.
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴