I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.
Teddy Bear Preference
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This dude is saying he's like a teddy bear, see? All cuddly and innocent. But then BAM! He drops the bomb that he doesn't like to be, uh, messed with. It's funny because teddy bears are supposed to be all soft and lovable, not, like, setting boundaries. You wouldn't get it, though.