Fisherman are the best at networking.
What do you call an expert fisherman?
A "MASTER-BAITER".
Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun." Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?" Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?" Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna." Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?" Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
what do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common
they're both hookers
How do you say fish without the eye
Fsh
whats the difrence beteena golfer and a fisherman : a fisherman has to bring proof back
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic? Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddy's job title?
A masterbator
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially baiting a rod. I guess you could call him the Master-Baiter
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES
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