Short jokes
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
I got fired for not doing enough work.
Guess I didn’t put enough backbone into it.
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
A priest walked in and said to the kids,
"Hey kids, are you ready for your faptism?"
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
I can't spell. Spell. Pels. Slepe. Spell. Ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd Fkuc.
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
Jack
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
Stop it why offends... asf.
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.
Pulp is a palindrome.
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Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.