Short jokes
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
Do you know Joe?
Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"
And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
Jack
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
Stop it why offends... asf.
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!