Short jokes
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
I left a chunk of ice outside during summer. That was the first time I heard icescream.
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.
Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.
Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
Where did the king hide his armies?
In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chihuahua.
Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?
A: It sends chills up their spine.