Short jokes
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
As we speak now, someone is making arrangements for December with your girlfriend.
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
Hairline got repossessed.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.