Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
Short Jokes
Do y'all love Jesus, God? 🙏❤️
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
Life is better without my dad annoying me (him smacking me, screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more).
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
how old are my girlfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
God, when terminally ill children beg him to heal them:
God: No, I don’t want to.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH
I forgot the joke I wanted to say.
Chat, is this real?
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
