Short jokes
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
Why is the ocean blue?
A: Because the fish go, "blu-blu."
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
As we speak now, someone is making arrangements for December with your girlfriend.
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
"I love all mankind!" said the cannibal.