Short jokes

Short jokes

Moment

That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.

Orphan

An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.

Rape

Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?

Trump

White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!

Hairline

I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.

Dyslexic

I can't spell. Spell. Pels. Slepe. Spell. Ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd Fkuc.

Emo

Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?

Because they won't be there to stick around.

Orphan

What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.

People

People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.

Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.

Orphan

Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.

Ball

Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!

Grandma

My grandma just died from cancer.

My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”