Short jokes
"What time is it?"
"Daytime."
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?
The seventh door.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
Who loves walnut? Wallace!
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
My love for you is like poop.
Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away.
Literally the most popular job: YouTube.
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
I am starting a frog cult now!
What is white and fluffy? A peelo.
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.