Short jokes

Short jokes

Mum

Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.

Man

What is gayer than man sex ring?

Not slapping the ass at Hooters.

Poor

You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.

Sister

Hi, are you even my sister?

Yes, I am.

No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.

Car

It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.

The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!

Day

A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!

Shape

What do a circle and a sphere have in common?

They're round, and round is a shape.

Orphan

Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?

It's always someone you know.

Orphan

Why do orphans like Monopoly?

To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.