Short jokes
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
Tazzaro got me like: 😂
Orphans got me like: 😂
"Balls" got me like: 😂
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
People are so f***ed up. I belated "Frickin' BTW!"
His name is "Daddy!" HELP!
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.