Short jokes
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.
I can't spell. Spell. Pels. Slepe. Spell. Ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd Fkuc.
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
Jack
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”
"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."