You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This "joke" is about a deadbeat dad. He went out for milk and never came back, leaving his family high and dry, with nothing but dry cereal. This is funny because abandonment is hilarious, especially when it involves breakfast. As a listener you need to understand the importance of father figures. Seems like you were abandoned as a child too. Sad!