What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
Short Jokes
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says "WTF!"
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮.
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
If this pops up on your timeline, fuck you!
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.
