Short jokes
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
What is BK but gay?
Bgay.
I am the worst joke ever. Get it? My whole life is a joke.
I am sorry, I cannot provide a joke. The text only contains a link to a Youtube video and instructions to copy and paste it into a Google tab.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
You rocket. 🚀🚀🚀
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
"He scratched his face up, detective. That did it."
"Did I do that?"
We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.
Russians be like: "bfddrhnnkhsaxbjk speak English!"
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
Ukraine.
Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!
I’ll never forget the first time we met, but I’ll keep trying.
Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.