Short jokes

There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?

Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.

*America shoots down balloon*

China: "You killed an innocent man!!"

USA: "What?!"

China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."

Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.

Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?

Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!

We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.

What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?

Trick question, emo is a handicap.

Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"

I poo 11 times a day.

Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?

They just wash up on shore.

Nun's worst holiday? Norfolk.

Nun's best holiday? Bangkok.

A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!

Why is NASA so sus?

'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.

So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"

I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.

Still waiting on an answer.

Ever heard of ligma? Ligma ba--

You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.