Short jokes

Short jokes

Building

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

Hairline

I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.

Hairline

I think your hairline might have the hiccups.

Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.

Orphan

What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?

Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.

Coconut

What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?

Tornado

What do a black and a tornado have in common?

They both wreck neighborhoods.

Comma

My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.

Chip

Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?

A: It gets pooped out of the bag.

Butt

Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!

Face

Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!

Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.

Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?

Guy

Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.

Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶