Short jokes
Maude of ghostposter is a dumb Christian pussy-ass bitch. She's so fucking squeamish it's hilarious, although I hate her.
What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
Somebody shouts "Fire!"
Man 1: Get the children out!
Man 2: F*** the children!
Man 3: We don't have time!
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.
You smash me so hard, I gave her the D.
Rapist: Rape doesn't hurt anybody.
Victim: (Implied response indicating the rapist is wrong)
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
Your forehead is so big your soulmate didn't even want you.
What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?
An art attack!
You're so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded.
Where did my rabbit go?
*crunch*
Why do midgets need a lot of books at school?
So they can reach the top of the desk.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
I slip on the wet floor, haha silly water :)
-Kachow!!!!!!!!!!!
-LMQ, You know what comes before lighting? THUNDER KACHIGA
Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried to touch it that night, next day I went to court.