What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
Short Jokes
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
Big feet equals mini meat.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.
Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).
Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.
All y'all weird af.
Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???
Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?
Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
Knock knock. Who is there?
I don't know.
Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?
A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
