Short jokes
You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.
I should just flush this joke away.
Never gonna give you up.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.
"What time is it?"
"Daytime."
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?
The seventh door.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
Jeff crosses the US border.
The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.
Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."
Who loves walnut? Wallace!
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
My love for you is like poop.
Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away.
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.
Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.