Short jokes
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
Speak in AAVE, Mr. Bear...
"Talking about childhood habits, my friend told me he still collects coins and post stamps and all. He asked me, I said - breastfeeding."
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.