Short jokes
Your reflection.
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?
"We are in the endgame now!"
Why did the blonde run outside naked?
She thought the steam was a gas leak.
Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.
Where do the Borg eat fast food?
Borger King.
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
What weapon does a fat Jedi use?
A heavy saber.
What do you say to a pig with no nose? You have n'ought a snout!
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
How did the blind girl get a date?
She said it was love at first sight.
You know where I get my soda? Mini-soda.
Fruit is like ex-wives.
They both look really good hanging from a tree.
Hands down, syndromes are bad.
Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!
1950: In the future there will be flying cars.
2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.
Yeet.
I have something on my lip and I think I’m taller than you.
"Who am I?"