Short jokes

Short jokes

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

9/11

Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.

Face

Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!

Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.

Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?

Guy

Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.

Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶

Rose

Roses are red,

I am dead.

You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.

Orphan

What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?

Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.

Hairline

Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.

Grandma

The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.

Slogan

Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?

Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."

Donkey

What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?

A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.