Short jokes
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
I bOi jug go CMC?
Elementary school kids: School is fun.
Me: Yeah, yeah, just keep believing that.
"Stupid faker, if you're trying to get me to leave the site, it won't work!"
I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
Hi, my name isn't Pi.
Look up at the sky and wonder why.
Why are you alive?
Girl: I like girls.
Dad: Ok?
Girl 2: I like girls too.
Dad: Okay, so who likes boys?!
Boy: I do.
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
A man walks in to the doctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."
Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
Why did the Democrats act like an asshole when Rush Limbaugh was alive?
Because they fear him.
Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.
Bob: Siri, call 666!
*dialing noises*
Bob: Hello?
Bob's dad: Hi!
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex?
Broken plates.