Short jokes
What did you call a school that got blown up?
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?
"It won't be long now..."
Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"
Shooter: "Oops."
I go beep like a Jeep.
What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?
"Would you stop bugging me!"
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
In prison, they called me sweet cheeks.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
"Trust falling" with a bridge is more trustworthy than me.
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?
To get the ice cream for the grandma.
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies.
She is not “fun to be around.”
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
The convoy truckers are a joke.
Are you feeling down? Because I wanna feel you up.
Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!