Short jokes

Short Jokes

Bean

Green beans, potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me.

Priest

What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.

Orphan

How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home!

Hairline

If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.

Cliff

I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.

Covid

Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive."

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?

Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.

Gorilla

Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?

It was called Fall-adelphia.

Receipt

I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!

Redneck

What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?

The worst shits you'll ever see!