Short jokes
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
You know you're fucked when the speed bump screams.
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My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
When you fail art school.
I hope when you count, you lose the number you were on.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.