Short jokes
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
Suck my cheetah.
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!