That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.
Short Jokes
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
For so long, I thought I was a Gemini, apparently I'm Cancer!
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.
Kiwi: she's here!!
2022
Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?
Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
Sup guys, how are you?
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
I swallowed shampoo. It goes blblblblb. 🧼
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
