Short jokes
Dams are dam strange.
The Gold Coast Titans winning the NRL. Best joke ever.
Egg?
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.
What do rapists like to suck?
The life out of their victim.
I went to a 90 minute prostitute once. She was a whore and a half, I tell ya!
Jack and Jill went up my ass to eat a big dildo, but Jack died cause he got hit by a brown thing.
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
Day 70 without sex, my doctor asked me, "Are you sexually active?" I said, "Why, what you tryna do?"
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
I was just fine being bisexual... Now I’m gender fluid... great...
Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
Today a girl asked me how big my dick is, so I asked how big her pussy is, and she said, "Come over to my house and find out!"
"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.
"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.