Milk Throwing Incident

The joke plays on the similar sounds of 'how dare he' and 'how dairy'. The setup describes a literal action, someone throwing milk, and the punchline twists it into a pun using a dairy product.

• Milk
• Guy
• Food
• Throw
• Dairy
• Language

• A man attacked me with cheese and milk. How dairy!
• I was at a milk store and ordered some milk. They brought it over but spilled it on me. I said that was a udder failure!
• The udder day I drank milk. It was udderly delicious!
• My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy!