Short jokes
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
A Ford?
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
Ashton Parkes.
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
What do you give the dentist of the year? A little plaque.
Obama got Osama.
Pool testing 123.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
School's being safe.
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
What is the definition of polish sausage?
🐴🍖 Horse meat.
Are you lightning?
Because you're McQueen.
"Fuck" and "sex" are hot, which is fire.
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
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