Short jokes
School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.
Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
I approached her in the checkout line and said, "Yo baby wassup?"
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
What do you call a feminazi that has a dick the size of a Vienna Sausage?
Fudge Packer.
I know a baby carrot when I see one.
What do suicidal people do in their spare time? Hang out.
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
Why is 2020 the worst year? Because COVID-19!
My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bagel."
"Bagel who?"
"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"