Your forehead is so big that teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Short Jokes
I lost at Kahoot, so I had to ka-shoot.
What does BLM stand for?
Bisexual Lives Matter.
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
1 like = 1 kid in my oven. I'm trying to get followers and comments, please.
Why did the heterosexual man put a mask on his cock to protect himself from COVID? Silly boy.
What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?
Because everything they do is in vein.
Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
Call me an escalator because I let people down.
My sister thinks she's so smart, she said onions are the only food that makes you cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
Someone broke into my house and took my anti-depressants... I hope they're happy now.
Teacher: I used to be an orphan once.
Student: OOFT.
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents.
Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?
Because Muslims don't like pigs!
Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?
For throwing out the W's.
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
Like if you think rape jokes are funny.
Dad: "If they jumped off a bridge, would you?"
Tommy: "Yes, cuz there would be a body pile to break my fall!"
Go fuck yourself, cause I doubt anyone else will. 💅
