Short jokes
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection.
What kind of bees make milk?
BooBees.
What's the best part of dating a homeless girl?
You can drop her off anywhere.
You know when you sign up for something and it says "I'm not a robot"? I guess he never had the chance to tick that.
Why can you never hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.
"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."
"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."
"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."
Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila.
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he’s dead.
You idiot.
You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? -- He nuts and bolts.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
Dark humor is like food.
Not everyone gets it.
What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.
Unlike my syndrome, I keep my chin up. 🙌🏽😁
What is a Irish 💋 😗 kiss 💋 a blowjob from a gay Irishman
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
If a crippled man told stories about himself, would that be called VeggieTales?
What do TVs and girls have in common?
They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice. I called it "cold hard cash."