Short jokes
What is a Irish 💋 😗 kiss 💋 a blowjob from a gay Irishman
What do you call a retard with a boner? A slowpoke.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we've all kicked a pregnant woman before we were even born.
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice. I called it "cold hard cash."
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
What's the best part of dating a homeless girl?
You can drop her off anywhere.
What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.
I’m giving in my two week resignation to life... it’s not you ... it’s me!!!
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Yesterday I was fucking my sister, and she said, "You fuck a lot like dad." I said, "Really? Mum said that too."
What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit?
Raisins.
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
Friend: "You are so ugly." Me: "You can't be talking, you give Freddy Krueger nightmares."
New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.
I lost at Kahoot, so I had to ka-shoot.
Your forehead is so big that teachers use it as a whiteboard.
What do you call a Catholic priest who molests children?
A Catholic priest.