I was with my blind friend, and he's telling me "Yeah I can read braille". So I hand him a Lego brick and ask him to read it. Apparently, Lego has been hiding a dark secret from us for years; as all their bricks read "Screw you, asshole"
Stevie Wonder
My daughter said i could never make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!!!!
My son said "what rhymes with orange"
i said "No it doesn't!!"
My ceiling isn't the best... But it's up there!!!!