Short jokes
I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes.
I've seen too many of them get elected.
This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone 😭
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
Why did the bum get a slap?
Because it was being too cheeky.
What do you call a nut on a wheelchair?....A busted nut.
You want to hear some marriage jokes?
Don't worry, it's just a couple.
Friend: "You are so ugly." Me: "You can't be talking, you give Freddy Krueger nightmares."
No matter how much I love cake...
I would never dessert you.
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 Big Macs.
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit!
I would tell a scoliosis joke.
But that would be completely out of line.
Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.
What do gay men like cocks?
🍦🍦🍦 they like the cream filling 😋
We all hear cause we cut ourselves, right? I mean, JK.
I told my friend ten puns to see what one made him laugh. No pun in ten did.
I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.
What's the difference between meat and fish?
If you beat your fish, it'll die.
A skeleton goes sky diving. Doesn't come back in one piece.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!