Short jokes
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
What is a pedophile's favorite song?
Jerking off in A minor.
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"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
A rhombus.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Summer wasn't too bad either.
Y'all catch me up, what's going on on this website because I haven't been on for, like, 2 weeks?
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!
Please stop using this thread. It is cancer.
Last last, now everybody go chop breakfast.
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.
What did the horse say when his throat was sore?
I have a hoarse throat!
Icebergie is a randy.
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
You know sex is better than logic, but I could've proved it...
My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”