Short jokes

Short jokes

Artist

There was a murder. The detective suspected the artist first... because he was sketchy.

Wife

I thought my wife was joking when she said she was gonna leave me because I wouldn’t stop singing “I'm a believer,” but then I saw her face.

Rape

I got raped by my therapist... now I know where the name comes from!

Paul Walker

What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.

Orphan

How do you know when an orphan is lying?

When they say, "I swear on my mother's life."

Morbid humor

What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?

Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.

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  • Difference

    Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?

    A: One got to finish a race.

    Relationship

    My uncle and I have somewhat of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.

    Grandpa

    My grandpa may be a pedo, but at least he slows down in the school car park.