Curry.
Short Jokes
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you've told her twice.
How do you know when an orphan is lying?
When they say, "I swear on my mother's life."
What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.
We all hear cause we cut ourselves, right? I mean, JK.
What do fat demons hate? Exorcise.
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?
A Mexican't.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
I told kids to make a family tree. God, I love working at the orphanages.
Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A: One got to finish a race.
Q: What's stronger than family?
A: Whatever tree Paul Walker hit.
My uncle and I have somewhat of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
My grandpa may be a pedo, but at least he slows down in the school car park.
Me telling a depression and suicide joke in front of my friends.
My friends: ........ Oh wait, I don't have any, so nothing to worry about here.
I was going to log a pun about trees, but you wooden understand it.
My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.
I ate a time machine once, it was very time-consuming. Especially when I went back four seconds.
Why wouldn’t Mr. Bee 🐝 push Ms. Bee 🐝 away?
Because he loves his honey.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?
