Short jokes
What do you call a nut on a wheelchair?....A busted nut.
You want to hear some marriage jokes?
Don't worry, it's just a couple.
Friend: "You are so ugly." Me: "You can't be talking, you give Freddy Krueger nightmares."
No matter how much I love cake...
I would never dessert you.
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 Big Macs.
What do gay men like cocks?
🍦🍦🍦 they like the cream filling 😋
I would tell a scoliosis joke.
But that would be completely out of line.
Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit!
I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.
We all hear cause we cut ourselves, right? I mean, JK.
I told my friend ten puns to see what one made him laugh. No pun in ten did.
I asked my wife if I could use toys during sex last night. You should've seen her face when I rolled my Hot Wheels across her tits.
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.
what's the difference between my hand and my blade? my hand isn't sharp.
What's the difference between meat and fish?
If you beat your fish, it'll die.
My life is like a broken pencil, it's pointless.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
A skeleton goes sky diving. Doesn't come back in one piece.