Short jokes
"Waiter, my steak is too skinny."
"It's a strip steak, sir."
"At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
Q: What's stronger than family?
A: Whatever tree Paul Walker hit.
My grandpa may be a pedo, but at least he slows down in the school car park.
Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.
I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes.
I've seen too many of them get elected.
What do you call a porn star that always goes back for more?
Craven Morehead.
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
Why did the bum get a slap?
Because it was being too cheeky.
What do you call a nut on a wheelchair?....A busted nut.
You want to hear some marriage jokes?
Don't worry, it's just a couple.
Friend: "You are so ugly." Me: "You can't be talking, you give Freddy Krueger nightmares."
No matter how much I love cake...
I would never dessert you.
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 Big Macs.
Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.
I would tell a scoliosis joke.
But that would be completely out of line.
What do gay men like cocks?
🍦🍦🍦 they like the cream filling 😋
What starts off fun and ends in bankruptcy?
UNPROTECTED SEX.
I told my friend ten puns to see what one made him laugh. No pun in ten did.
I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.