Short jokes

Short jokes

Orphan

Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: "I found you." Boy: "What gave me away?" Girl: "Ur parents obviously."

Artist

There was a murder. The detective suspected the artist first... because he was sketchy.

Wife

I thought my wife was joking when she said she was gonna leave me because I wouldn’t stop singing “I'm a believer,” but then I saw her face.

Rape

We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...

Unless you're being raped by a clown.

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  • Orphan

    How do you know when an orphan is lying?

    When they say, "I swear on my mother's life."

    Morbid humor

    What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?

    Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.

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  • Difference

    Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?

    A: One got to finish a race.

    Relationship

    My uncle and I have somewhat of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.