You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize when I did it hit me like a plane
Imagine failing to commit suicide, you might as well go kill yourself
When you're working in the twin towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi
My uncle and I have some what of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.
What game did Al-Qaeda Play With The Twin Towers On September 11th 2001? Jenga.
Q: what’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf hitler?
A: One got to finish a race
whats the difference between my arm and my stomach???? my stomach isnt ripped
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul walker and no one else
Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him
Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.
I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.
How to make a orphans hand bleed??? By making them clap until there parents come back.
Happiness is like food, not everyone gets it
you can beat up orphans what are they gonna do, tell there parents
Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀
I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes...
I've seen too many of them get elected.
Why wouldn’t Mr Bee 🐝 push Ms Bee 🐝 away?
Believe he loves his honey.
How are giants and strippers alike? They both grind men's bones to make their bread.
I liked my life when I first got it.....later they said no because I didn’t have the receipt.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down
My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.