Short jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
I don't think jokes are very funny.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce out of school early!
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
Looks like he got stuck in a sticky situation.
I keep getting ads about belly fat.
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
"Hi, this is Stephanie. I was a little bit of a walk."
What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?
Nothing.
What do you call James, James?
This is an a-maze-ing joke!
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas!
(Even though cows can't really have religions.)
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?
Time to go to the doctor! 🥼