Short jokes
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.
Q: I often think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.
You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.
MAGAnon STOP SCAMING FOR THE SAKE OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Family Guy funny moments.
Ama is a bitch. I want him to die and kill himself.
Do you put a baby in the microwave covered or uncovered?
Covered, it can take weeks to clean up the explosion.
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."
You should always be happy about family and love.
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
So I went to the bank and a lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her over.
I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.
Look at the bright side!
The worst is behind us.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
What's bad? A nut allergy.
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
What do squats eat? Numbers.
What is the fastest cake in the world?
Scone.