9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
Short Jokes
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.
Where did my rabbit go?
*crunch*
I watch gay porn.
Your forehead is so big your soulmate didn't even want you.
You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?
An art attack!
Your nan is gay.
Why did the koala cross the road?
To get to the big tree.
What is green and blue?
Grass and the sky.
Why did the kid go in the guy's van?
Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
Your reflection.
I took a bite of my lunch. “Is that a sand witch?!”
Why did the blonde run outside naked?
She thought the steam was a gas leak.
Where do the Borg eat fast food?
Borger King.
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
Bro wtf is all this!?
Like fr tho none of this be funny... messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru.
Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!
