Short jokes

Short jokes

Piano

What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?

A pee-ano/piano.

Sister

Q: I often think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.

Baby

Do you put a baby in the microwave covered or uncovered?

Covered, it can take weeks to clean up the explosion.

Roast

Your classmate: You're so ugly.

Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.

Duck

I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."

Kid

What goes up but never past the digits 15?

A Make-A-Wish kid...

Balance

So I went to the bank and a lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her over.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans order from Costa?

They need a parent or guardian with them.