Short jokes
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
A dead Russian is Trump's accountant.
"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰
Jamal had 75 candy bars. He ate 65. What does he have now?
Diabetes.
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!