Short jokes
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman.
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.
Who's Hitler's best friend? Nazis me.
What did the clock say when it got punched at noon?
It’s twelve o'clock.
More like so they can fuck him, am I right?
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
X: Morning, sunshine!
Y: Oh, yeah. 30 minutes more.
What do you call a bad "egg" meme?
Deep fried!
The person who is reading this.
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
Teacher: *calls you up to the board*. You: Ok. *Gets intense boner* *has to fart really bad* You: F***!!!!!!!
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?
The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.
Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?
What would you call a cover for your cock?
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
I went to a 90 minute prostitute once. She was a whore and a half, I tell ya!
Jack and Jill went up my ass to eat a big dildo, but Jack died cause he got hit by a brown thing.
Day 70 without sex, my doctor asked me, "Are you sexually active?" I said, "Why, what you tryna do?"
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!