Short jokes
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
Becky: Rob, you're so stupid! Anything that you say is stupid!
Rob: .....BECKY :3
So I went to the bank and a lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her over.
What do squats eat? Numbers.
How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but how they got in there's the real mystery!
Wanna hear a pun?
Welp, I'll punch you with one!
Oliver
Iron Man: Where are you from?
Thor: Asgard.
Iron Man: Do you mean ass guard?
What's bad? A nut allergy.
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
Look at the bright side!
The worst is behind us.
Donibobes is an owl. (hehe look up donibobes YT!)
When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
Who thinks that dogs bark to munch?
"Hi, this is Stephanie. I was a little bit of a walk."
What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?
Nothing.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.