Short jokes
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene?
He didn't have the guts to see it.
Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty!
I told my dad to get me a packet of cigarettes, he never came back.
AND I still didn't get my FUCKING CIGARETTES!
[God creating the parrot] OK, HOW ABOUT A TYE-DYE CHICKEN THAT SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU?
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain?
"Damn bro, you got an ankle spring!"
I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I'm a flamingo...
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
Look at the bright side!
The worst is behind us.
What do squats eat? Numbers.
What is the fastest cake in the world?
Scone.
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but how they got in there's the real mystery!
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
Why is the beach friendly?
Because it waves!
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"