Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
Short Jokes
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
I poo 11 times a day.
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.
Still waiting on an answer.
Ever heard of ligma? Ligma ba--
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
I was absolutely fuming when I found out my mate was rifling through my mum's knicker drawer.
No one goes in there without my permission!
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?
I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
My friend bought a Tom Holland blanket and I said, "Well, now you're sleeping with him."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.