Short jokes
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.
What did one cat say to the other? Happy "meow"!
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
Egg?
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
I am mis-steak.
How do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
Lol, I keep stealing my dad's medication money, and the best part is he never remembers.
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.
Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.
What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?
Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.
My friend is blind.
So he always says he cannot Nazi.
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?
They both have cutting marks.
Boy: Crap, I hit a deer.
Girl: Awe... I guess it’s not so much of a dear.
Boy: ...
Boy: Get the hell out!