Short jokes
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you haven't told her twice.
Why did your mum touch me? Because she was a pedo.
What did the frog say to the pedophile?
Wanna know something funny?
- Women's rights.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white...? A dead nun rolling down a hill.
If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.
Read this and you're gay.
Depression has been entered into your body.
What do you call gay men receiving anonymous blowjobs at the glory holes inside an adult bookstore?
Norwegian massage.
Rape is not funny!! What if you were the girl/boy getting raped?
Hello there, have a good day!
What did the clock say when it got punched at noon?
It’s twelve o'clock.
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
Into little Nazis.
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
Who's Hitler's best friend? Nazis me.
X: Morning, sunshine!
Y: Oh, yeah. 30 minutes more.
More like so they can fuck him, am I right?
What do you call a bad "egg" meme?
Deep fried!
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!