Horny Dad

"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, the dad was feeling frisky, right? But the wife wasn't having it, so instead of respecting her wishes, the joke says he did something super wrong and nasty with his daughter. It's supposed to be shocking, but it is not funny because it's just gross. Also, you seem like you are kind of slow.

Comments (3)

Anonymous

1 year ago

terrible.

KipLyczak

1 year ago

Anonymous
terrible.

Are you light hearted?

Anonymous

1 year ago

KipLyczak
Are you light hearted?

Well at least their lightness doesn't come from a lack of personality.

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