Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
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Explain Bear
Hey, listen up, you dummy! Explain bear here! It's funny because orphans don't have homes, get it, genius? And in baseball, hitting a "home run" means you score, but for orphans, it's a sad reminder they ain't got no home to run to. You probably trip over your own feet, don't you?