Short jokes
Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia is the fear of white.
Gwen be like: Oh, I hate akeld, he is mean.
Also Gwen: *Spams the N word and momma jokes*
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
Friend: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Your life.
Me: Ahhh, I wish!
*jumps off building*
Why did the mailman die?
Because everyone dies.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Awww, don't cry!
That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.
What happens when a cow masturbates?
Beef jerky.
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
I took a sip of water.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.
And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.
Guys, add me as a friend in Roblox. I'm hawaiilover973 :D
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
Son: Dad, I need a new butt.
Dad: Why, son?
Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.
Hey Qwen, it's me.