Short jokes
We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.
No one is smart. I am smart.
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
"Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G."
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.
What's green and has a thousand nipples?
A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
Two sentence horror stories go.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Princess Peach is a BUM!
"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
Wanna touch my shirt? It's made of boyfriend/girlfriend/partner material.
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?
He thought his son sucked!