Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?
A: What.
Short Jokes
Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mimi. Mimi who? Mimi’s got cancer.
Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?
They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.
What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
You guys have very baaaaaaa-d puns!
Why does Sally have no friends? Because she is obese.
There was this intern that worked at an orphanage, and she burnt it down. Luckily, she doesn't have to tell her parents.
My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public. I said maybe.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
Did you hear the rumors about butter?
Never mind—you shouldn't spread them.
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
Saturn was so loved, someone put a ring on him.
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
I wanna ram your PCIe slot.
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?
A: Blue stop signs.
