Short jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?
She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.
Michael Vick is coming to town, hide your dogs!
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
What comes to visit more often than your aunt? Your acne.
I drew a picture of Colby.
Too bad it got ripped up 😢
Who thinks that dogs bark to munch?
What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?
Nothing.
Chris started to tell me a joke about a nut, but he couldn't finish it.
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?
Time to go to the doctor! 🥼
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
"Hi, this is Stephanie. I was a little bit of a walk."
What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?
A baby you cut one off each time.
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!
If there are 12 fish and 6 drown, how many are left?
12, because fish don't drown.