Short jokes
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
My gamer tag is TheBigAut.
People, please check out Tenya's jokes. Girl, love, cheetah, blue jokes!
Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"
Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"
Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"
Sandwiches are yummy! 😋
How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.
Men and depression have something in common; they’re always talking.
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.
Si, papi?
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
What can fly underwater?
A mosquito in a submarine.
A man bought steroids from Amazon.com... He was expecting a big package to come!
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
I love you papi's! No homo.