Short jokes
Your cow is so ugly, it scared the crap out of the toilet!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall.
Deez nutz!
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain.
D: Johnny, Johnny.
J: Yes, Papa?
D: Eating sugar?
J: No, Papa!
D: Telling lies?
J: No, Papa!
D: Open your mouth, now full of cock. :)
What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.
A brain eats cheddar cheese.
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
Why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? So he could win the race.
What does the ocean do to its friends?
It waves.
(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
You know why Elmer Fudd always came out hunting rabbits in the woods? Because Bugs Bunny would not stop flirting with his girlfriend.
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? "You're too young to smoke."
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's just been raped.
What is a "dad?"
What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of them is a police officer.
He told me that he was in a wheelchair, and I asked, "Oh, wheely?"
A kid walks into the classroom on time.