"He scratched his face up, detective. That did it."
"Did I do that?"
Short Jokes
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
Almost all of you suck. If you're following me, hah, this isn't a joke, but it gave my profile a 1 thingy heheh. KYS, Wade =D
Why couldn't Sally get back up? Because she has no friends.
Me when:
What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?
So they don't explode when you f*** them.
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might drum up an appetite!
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
"Spell ICUP."
What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
