Short jokes
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
A retarded kid sees a murderer chopping up his latest victim with a saw. The retarded kid yells, "Seesaw!" because he sees a saw.
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!
Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"
MAGAnon STOP SCAMING FOR THE SAKE OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Family Guy funny moments.
One knight, a king, and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish, so how did three fish end up in the bucket?
One "knight"!!!
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!