Short jokes
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."
"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
The cashier kicked me out because when he asked for 99 cents, I gave him 99 scents.
I like trains.
*train hits him*
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.
You should always be happy about family and love.
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
You’re so short, you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.
Q: I often think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.