Short jokes
A man walked into a toilet and saw a woman fingering a man and said, "I think you're doing it wrong." Turns out it was two transvestites.
I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?
Cats are like onions; when I cut them, I cry.
I would tell you a joke about pizza,
but it's too cheesy.
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
My pencil sharpener broke, so now my pencil is pointless.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
Yo mama's so poor, I knocked on the front door of her house and realized I was already outside in her backyard!
Once I sucked my mum's titties. Most adopted people won't know about that.
Tushar’s Fortnite skills.
How do you tell the difference between a Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled.
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
I ran out of bras, so I wore...
My grandma's underpants!
It ain't always having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.
How many cats are in the human body?
None, unless you're Asian.
What is the difference between a blond and a Nazi?
The blond survived.
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar...
"GET OUT OF HERE!!!" The Bartender shouts, "We don't serve your type!"