Short jokes
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.
I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.
Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!
You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
Two sentence horror stories go.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?
Johnny in debt.
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.