Short jokes
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
"Stop it," said he.
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a COVID test.
What moans about women but wouldn't exist without them? A triggered menimist.
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
No one is smart. I am smart.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.