Why did the mushroom kill himself?
Because he had a mushy life.
My peepee small.
Short Jokes
I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.
T-Series.
What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.
Want to hear an inside joke? I walked into a house.
Want to hear an outside joke? I walked out of that house.
Bob: usudgbhdkb g
Ham: usudgbhdkb g
Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?
Do you like fish sticks?
If you do, you're a gay fish.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Haloomi."
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he stole first base.
What college do cows go to?
The Mooniversity.
When other people tell a joke, 3/3 people laugh.
When I tell a joke, 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.
Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?
Louie's parents tried this.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
What did the trumpet say to Trump?
"Hi, fellow trumpet!"
Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!
When my dog barks, he gets ruff.
Why did the man fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
