Short jokes
Where has God existed outside of a man's awareness of him?
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.
Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!
Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.
Let me know if you can't cum.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.