Short jokes
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
I'm in school shooting. #USA
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
B b b b bird bird bird, the bird banged your mom!
What's the most difficult thing about being a pediatric surgeon?
Keeping the scalpel steady while masturbating.
John, I like your cut, G.
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
I walk in on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said, "Mum, you really spoil those dogs!"
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?
"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."
"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
Player 138 eliminated...
The cashier kicked me out because when he asked for 99 cents, I gave him 99 scents.
I like trains.
*train hits him*
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!