Short jokes
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!
If there are 12 fish and 6 drown, how many are left?
12, because fish don't drown.
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas!
(Even though cows can't really have religions.)
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they donโt have a family to share it with. ๐ฅ
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind, itโs too pointless.
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
I keep getting ads about belly fat.
Abdi and Tunde are real.
Hank, skamwkakkshsygauytqg.
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
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