Short jokes

Short jokes

Baby

What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?

A baby you cut one off each time.

Orphan

What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?

If you throw them, they both will never come back.

Woman

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and smell bad.

Table

Why do tables never need wheelchairs?

Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.

Difference

What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?

One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.

Camera

What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?

Your camera.