Short jokes
What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?
A baby you cut one off each time.
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
Us: haha penis.
Korea: That sounds like a park name.
Once I ate a table... it was food consuming.
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
I don't think jokes are very funny.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce out of school early!
Looks like he got stuck in a sticky situation.
I keep getting ads about belly fat.
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
Abdi and Tunde are real.
Hank, skamwkakkshsygauytqg.
What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?
Your camera.
Why do they call matches, matches?
They all look the same.
What is worse than seeing your sibling drown?
Getting the water bill.