Short jokes
The moment when you're too depressed to fantasize about death--it's so tiring.
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
What can fly underwater?
A mosquito in a submarine.
A man bought steroids from Amazon.com... He was expecting a big package to come!
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.
Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight?
Sally's used to being blind!
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"
Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"
Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"
People, please check out Tenya's jokes. Girl, love, cheetah, blue jokes!
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.
Sandwiches are yummy! 😋
How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.
Men and depression have something in common; they’re always talking.
Somebody give me a peanut. I just ate an EpiPen.
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.