Short jokes
Sup?
Hey, math:
I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
Wanna touch my shirt? It's made of boyfriend/girlfriend/partner material.
"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?
He thought his son sucked!
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
Where has God existed outside of a man's awareness of him?
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.
Let me know if you can't cum.
"Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G."
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.
What's green and has a thousand nipples?
A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.
Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.