Short jokes
Daniel takes his frustrations out on Shaenaya and his sexual frustrations out on Arunima.
Jack: Hey Josh!
Josh: What?
Jack: Sex!
Josh: Huh?
Jack: SEX!!
Josh: I don't get it.
Jack: Exactly ;)
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.
Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.
What brakes but never falls, and what falls but never brakes?
Answer: Night falls and dawn brakes.
Question: Do you know who Candis is?
Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?
Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny.
My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.
Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store? Silly daddy!
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"
The king took a shit on the craps table at the casino.
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
None of these jokes really took off.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
Logan Paul.
Sup?
Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.
When someone asks you for a beef (fight), just say you're a vegetarian.
Fuck you, German kids, especially [those who are] alive.
I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm. She said, "Is it because I warned him when hotness came?" I said, "No, you don’t shut up!"
Your mom has a bone to pick with me.