Leg day jokes
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled kids.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled children.
What’s better than winning a medal at the Paralympics?
Being able to walk.
My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
I’ve always been a bit insecure about having thicker thighs.
Now I realize it allows me to fit more scars!