Leg day jokes

The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."

When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.

Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!

You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?

Leg day.

What has 50 legs but can't walk?

25 disabled kids.

You use your legs as support, you count on your fingers.

Where does a girl with one leg work?

IHOP.

What has 50 legs but can't walk?

25 disabled children.

My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.