Short jokes
These jokes are all crap.
Molly Burke and her mom were on a walk. Molly walked into a bar; her mom laughed and walked under it.
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your dad.
But my dad's dead.
I know, just reminding you!
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
Mia: I'm pregnant again, Paul. I can't wait for you to come home.
Paul: I got a tree to hit on the way.
What are the odds of you being in a relationship that is going on in the next few months?
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.
Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
Family feud after finding out about Alabama.
I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
I am curious how many likes this will get.
LIKE IT!!!!!
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
How do you keep a blind kid entertained?
You take him to a stadium crowd, then give him a bat and tell him to hit the piñata.
A boy named Jimmy was riding to Hell to save his brothers and sister. That is the last place he pissed. There came across the Devil.
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