Short jokes
So I stayed at my friend's house for a few days, and I was like, "OMG, why?" So, I am going home because I’m going to my best friend's house.
I was about to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark?
I was really rooting to tell that one.
What does your girl do to me? She sucks me off.
Jack and Jill ran up the hill to pop some pills,
And Jill said, "Jack can do her without here will," and Jack's penis was still.
I am the joke.
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
What time is it when dogs get hurt?
Time to take your dog to the vet!
I love going to sleep at night.
I did have a good night's sleep and a good day today, and tomorrow I have [planned] for a good night's sleep, and sleep with my...
He’s not dead, just his storage unit.
What time is it when you can drive home from phone?
What is the difference between a tree house for dinner, and dinner with you today after school?
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
OMG guys, I finally did it. I made a head slicey boy. I have headless.
Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!
What is a show for kids?
Barney.
Lung story short... ahqhahahah!
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.