Short jokes
What's better than a pile of dead babies?
One that's alive in the middle that has to eat its way out.
What was the doctor's diagnosis on a dinosaur with a low sex drive? Teraerectile dysfunction.
I like my girlfriends like my children: dead.
Why are Communists considered the left?
Because they can’t do anything right.
What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake?
She died the next weekend.
If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.
You also can't breathe if you die.
So why isn't it debreathiation?
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
A man enters the bank and says, "Hi, I'm robbing you!" The man was arrested instantly.
All of us.
My blind friend got ran over by a parked car.
I see that you start work at 9am, but your hairline starts at 9:15am.
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Kenya believe it?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to download a free version of Windows.
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.
Q. What do you call a CEO that's been shot in the head?
A. An ambulance.
This is a joke. Laugh now or else.
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped.