Short jokes

You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.

A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"

And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"

I've Benin there.

I'm Ghana go.

I've got to Togo.

Gay people would suck at war.

I like Little Johnny's tight booty cheeks.

Getting ready for gangbang.

Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹

The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.

I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...

Luckily, his funeral was a closed casket, sorry, his car blew a gasket.

Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"

Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?

Because she’s blind and deaf.

Why can’t orphans go on school trips?

Parent's signature: _________

What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?

He he he haw.

Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!

How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.

Why is it better to date an orphan?

Their parents are never home.

You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.

I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."