Short jokes
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.
Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great!
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
"Stop it," said he.
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a COVID test.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.