Short jokes
What do you call a bullet head?
JFK.
"Rape is funny until it's your little sister or daughter getting raped."
Want to hear a joke?
Ohio State football.
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
What do you get from childhood drama? A ginger with autism.
Paki curry is shit.
Why did my wife leave me?
I wish I knew.
Best friend: Dude, your sister is hot, I'd hit that.
Me: Already did. SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
What did the Indian say to the cow?
I lowe you, moo than anything.
Society
This is a joke. Laugh now or else.
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
How did the Java programmer's son get rich?
Because of inheritance.
So my son came up to me and said, "Hey, Dad, I’m hungry." So I replied "Hi, Hungry, I’m Dad."
And then I feed him my dick.
That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.
Once, there was a kid named Cale, but his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a “C,” so they asked him if he could be their snack.
"Bitch, I’m a cow, bitchhhhh."
Stop making moo jokes, they're so annoying!