Short jokes
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun....
I am having a shit and there[sic] nothing else to read.
Why don't wheelchairs have pedals, so when their arms get tired, they can keep going with their feet?
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs?
Because he fell off his wheelchair.
What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."
Damn! Really stole my friend's glasses. Well, now they're blind, but not really, they're dead.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 2.5-hour Energy?
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
Q: What was the last thing the United Healthcare CEO heard before he got shot?
A: "It's me, Luigi!"
What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?
Memorial Day.
Why?
Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀
Old members come back, we’re bullying the pussies and idiots off the site.
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?
Your camera.
What is worse than seeing your sibling drown?
Getting the water bill.