Short jokes
How did the Java programmer's son get rich?
Because of inheritance.
No more toilet paper jokes, please.
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
Why couldn't Sally open the fridge?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
*takes out penis*
Who is there?
Butthole 😎
Jack and Jill went up the hill for drunkin' wild sex.
Jack went by Jill to get a lick, and watched Jill get off on a stick.
What did the cancer patient get for Valentine's Day? Candy wigs.
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
I have WWII in my blood since my great-grandfather killed Hitler.
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!
The only time rape jokes are funny is never.
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.
Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
No such thing as peados.... it’s all nonce-sense!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His computer got a virus.
Deez nutz!
You know why Elmer Fudd always came out hunting rabbits in the woods? Because Bugs Bunny would not stop flirting with his girlfriend.
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain.