Short jokes
What's up, bitches? Miss me?
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. š
Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?
No, it screeches.
Bully: Shut up.
Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
Pop a choccy milk!
Thereās nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
What does B.I.B.L.E stand for?
Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence.
Why canāt you private text someone in a community?
Because a community has more than two people.
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
Why shouldn't you trust trees? Because they seem shady.
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, āPut it on my bill.ā
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now Iām in love.
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"