Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Awww, don't cry!
Short Jokes
What happens when a cow masturbates?
Beef jerky.
I took a sip of water.
At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.
And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
Why is the beach friendly?
Because it waves!
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"
All the jokes on this website are terrarible.
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."
You’re so short, you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What's bad? A nut allergy.
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
What is the fastest cake in the world?
Scone.
