Short jokes
You know why Elmer Fudd always came out hunting rabbits in the woods? Because Bugs Bunny would not stop flirting with his girlfriend.
I ran out of bras, so I wore...
My grandma's underpants!
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
A brain eats cheddar cheese.
A man walked into a toilet and saw a woman fingering a man and said, "I think you're doing it wrong." Turns out it was two transvestites.
It ain't always having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.
I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?
Tushar’s Fortnite skills.
What is the difference between a blond and a Nazi?
The blond survived.
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar...
"GET OUT OF HERE!!!" The Bartender shouts, "We don't serve your type!"
Your cow is so ugly, it scared the crap out of the toilet!
How many cats are in the human body?
None, unless you're Asian.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall.
What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's just been raped.
What is a "dad?"
What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of them is a police officer.
A kid walks into the classroom on time.
He told me that he was in a wheelchair, and I asked, "Oh, wheely?"
How do you find a redneck virgin?
Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.