Short jokes
Gay people would suck at war.
Getting ready for gangbang.
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
I fucking hate school, god damn!
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?
Johnny in debt.
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."