Short jokes
She said she was hungry. So I fucked her in the ass and gave her a chili dog.
Gutted rn... the girl I loved hard just got in a relationship. She liked me too so I missed the chance. Idk if she still does... man...
Your PP is small, just like my will to live.
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.
Jack and Jill went up a hill, each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down, and she had two-fifty! Oh, what a whore! (Andrew Dice Clay joke.)
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat Brussels!
Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
By the way, this isn't a joke or a poem. I just want to say, please check out Gwen's puns. They're good!
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.
A gay chicken... hahaha.
The police told everyone to put their hands up, and the police were having fun waving their hands around.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
Ur next.
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."
I don't get mitosis.
If I had a sister with only 1 leg... wouldn't her name be I-Lean?
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!