Short jokes
What do you call your sister who only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
Y’all can actually see them at all, my toe.
My sister was hitting on my boyfriend. I'm 11, she's 9. She said, "Go f-ck yourself," so I said, "Okay, thanks for the idea!"
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.
One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.
Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.
What do tomatoes 🍅 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
A depressed guy walks into a utensil store and finds a knife, but he didn't stab himself... Part 2 coming out tomorrow.
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
Campbell.
Why did the carrots laugh?
They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
Up your pp with a piece of crap!
Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote? He got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of his legs, and was still stuck!
What is worse: 10 babies stapled to 1 tree, or 1 baby stapled to ten trees?
Lol.
I forgot my lucky egg! It always gives me an eggcellent amount of luck!
My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.