Short jokes

Short jokes

Cum

I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.

Idiot

It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

Orphan

Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?

Because they don't know what a home is.

Gun

Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!

Batman

A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."

He went home, his parents weren't there.

Hairline

His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.

Orange

What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?

The orange tastes good.

Train

The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"

History

My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.

Me: So you're gonna leave me again?

Spot

You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.