Short jokes
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other is just a watermelon.
What’s the definition of a pedophile, Tyler?
I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?
Why do animals have playing cards with foxes?
Because they’re a bunch of cheetahs!
Kollaps
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.
666 + 420 + 911 + 21 = ?
Do it in calculator.
What do you call a cringey Indian man? A Cringian.
Sorry, the joke is bad :(
If you need to squint to read this...
You probably need glasses.
You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.
A pedophile is sitting at an empty poker table. An eight-year-old kid asked him if he could sit down. The pedophile says to the child, "Sure, let's play."
Deutsch: Die, die nichts zu sagen haben, reden viel. Die, die was zu sagen haben, hingegen kaum.
One day I saw my friend in a hospital bed. He told me to call 911. Instead, I called his parents.
How do you get a hippie chick pregnant?
You cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
What do you call a bullet head?
JFK.
Bitch wanna make me a sandwich?
I like women how I like my hair dryer: locked in a closet most of the time and only being used to blow me dry.
Me: Hey Jim!
Jim: I'm now a cannibal.
Me: WAIT, JIM! N-
Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.
No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.
Why does Trump "not" wear glasses? Because he's got 20/20 vision!