Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?
Short Jokes
How many fingers am I holding? I'm not holding any fingers.
Ama is a bitch. I want him to die and kill himself.
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but how they got in there's the real mystery!
A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"
What do you call a train that stalls?
The little engine that couldn't!
He placed the chocolates and the flowers down beside her.
Silence...
And then at last she spoke...
"Unexpected item in the bagging area."
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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I might have to back down on this because it is usually aimed for little children.
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a train? The train will touch me.
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
What goes up but never comes down?
Water in Australia.
Your mum isn't home.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
Wanna hear a pun?
Welp, I'll punch you with one!
Oliver
