Short jokes
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.
What's green and has a thousand nipples?
A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
Trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...
Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"
Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
Jenga.
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"